michael / mike

he/him gay transmasc audhd && bpd white jewish
infp-t 4w2 #1 dave strider fan ever eng/rus/heb+

socials etc etc

HELL YEAH
homestuck, sharks, music, horror, skateboarding, my homies, being a hater
nuh uh
spiders AUGGGHHG FUCK ALL SPIDERS I HATEG THEM I HOPE TGEY DIE RAGGHHGJ

before u interact

i (platonically) flirt w people, swear and say slurs alot as a joke, i have an offensive sense of humor + am almost always joking (dont take my shit seriously unless i say!!! im slash jay dawg!!!), i dont really use tonetags lmk if you wanna use them w me, PLEASE tell me if something i say makes you genuinely uncomfortable (i wont know if you dont tell me and will continue)

dont interact

basic dni criteria, proship/profic/comship/whatever you fuckers call yourself (KYS /SRS), stridercest mfs (see proship), sh/ed accs, endogenic "systems", self dxers, dsmp/any of its members stans (go worship your little racists somewhere else), m-spec "lesbians"/"gays", -12 , 19+ (excluding current friends)

stuff
scott pilgrim, bojack horseman, hannibal, breaking bad, american pyscho, big mouth, scream, BASEketball, sanrio, octonauts, bobs burgers <3

fave people

noel henry nat nene
isa elliott dauntis
august ches blake
lily olivia eva lola
elliot oskar audrey
music
kanye west, tyler the creator, weezer, mccafferty, radiohead, the front bottoms, TV girl, arctic monkeys, alex g, the cure, mom jeans., the neighborhood, A$AP ROCKY, kendrick lamar, MF DOOM, nirvana, mac demarco, conan gray, tally hall, mitski, deftones, korn, any midwest emo indie rap or hiphop